Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

by TheBellwether November 2, 2017

shy and ready to die

well you heard of single and ready to mingle now shy and wanting to die

I'm shy and ready to die

by nico di Angelo June 16, 2019

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time

I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!

by RandomJack69 December 19, 2018

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

by extreme coughing November 16, 2018

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

Single Ready to Mingle

A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"

police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.

SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!

by sukmadick February 27, 2012

single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.

Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".

by QuacksO December 19, 2019