Rattlesnake

When someone squeezes your penis between their buttcheeks and flatulates.

That chick was crazy and totally rattlesnaked my shit last night. ratylsnake, rattlesnak, snake, rattle, rad.

by Ryan h, machesney park il February 19, 2011

The Toledo Rattlesnake

While a girl eats your ass, you shit on her face while shaking your ass like a rattlesnake.

I was cleaning for 5 hours after the Toledo Rattlesnake last night.

by ToledoRattlesnakes January 8, 2009

Rattlesnake

When someone goes above and beyond to be extra secretive and deceitful and more shady than a person usually would be.

Did you see what Kim did last week at school? She cheated on 4 of her tests and was flirting behind her boyfriend's back. She's such a Rattlesnake.

by CaliFORya49 September 3, 2017

Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.

Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Red hot rattlesnake

The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying it’s contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.

“Did you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.”

by YBTEXAS May 29, 2018

Rattlesnake

When ur doing anal and the girl farts on ur dick.

She rattlesnaked all on my cock dude!!!!

by ForAHamstra January 27, 2020

Rattlesnake

When you beat your meat with bracelets on your wrist.

Specifically bracelets that make a loud rattling sound when you shake your wrist.

Almost forgot to take my bracelets off so I don't rattlesnake.

by beyonce the skeleton May 14, 2023