Facebook rape

When facebook "upgrades" a service that you were used to and comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)

Shit! The latest facebook rape combined my photo selection, message manager, and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling and shutting down! Fuck you Zukerberg!

by pandaninja August 6, 2011

facebook gang rape

When some one learns a facebook user's password and instead of just facebook raping them, tells others said password resulting in a multiple rapes by different people

"Oh shit, my brother learned my password and told EVERYONE, ive been facebook gang raped all day!!!"

by jamwan133 September 19, 2009

Facebook Rape

The act of repeatedly updating a friend's facebook status when he leaves the room to take a shit. Although it was against his will, his repeated lack of awareness proves that he was asking for it.

Matt: Dude, I totally wrote this thing on Jason's facebook status about sucking cock for like the third time.

Gary: Man, I really admire your persistence! He was really asking for that facebook rape.

by Dante1940 March 17, 2010

Facebook Chat Rape

the act of leaving one word, offensive messages on a friends facebook chat right before you log out.

Spencer Facebook chat raped me last night. He called me a cunt

by Joe DiGrazia October 22, 2008

Facebook Rape

The facebook rape, more commonly referred to as facebook raping, is the art of sneaking into someones room while they are in the toilet/brushing their teeth/getting a glass of water/etc and updating their status to things like "Brokeback mountain is my fav movie" and "last nite I cried all through the Notebook", facebook raping can also include changing someones info to make them look gay.

Andrew: Tony I just facebook raped Blake.

Tony: *laughs* this is gonna be good.

Blake: F**K you guys, who said I love the Notebook.

Andrew: *laughs*

Tony: *laughs*

by Theroommate;) August 19, 2010

Facebook Rape

1. The act of vandalizing someone's facebook by gaining access to their profile and inserting blasphemies or funny statements in their status, wall, inbox in an intent to slander or embarrass them in front of their friends.

2. Spamming someone's wall with hundreds of posts to annoy the shit out of them.

"Dude I just facebook raped Kim's profile. I changed her pro pic to Gary Coleman and changed her name to Allota Fagina"

"Hey who wrote all over my friends walls that I'm comin' out of the closet? F**k I just got fb raped!"

"Nigga I'ma bout to rape ur ass on facebook if you don't keep blowin' up my inbox"

by your_majesty June 14, 2010

Facebook Rape

When a person signs on to someone else's facebook account and posts embarrassing comments / statuses.

Facebook Rape may also be committed if you leave your Facebook account signed in and a friend exploits it.

1)

Steve : loves Penis

Comments :
Jim - Looks like Steve got Facebook Raped

2)

Jimmy - sorry if I've been making weird comments , Johnny Facebook Raped me.

by figgiglywordsmith October 11, 2009