muddy reindeer

Muddy reindeer - verb
Muddy reindeer must be performed with a white partner but it is the action of performing anal with someone who has diarrhea then pulling out to then push the head of your penis pressing the poop into their back to make it look like muddy reindeer tracks in deep snow.

Man I took Cynthia home and gave her the muddy reindeer last night, best and worst night ever!

by Dumbderk December 17, 2016

Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.

"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

by Yharimus September 27, 2023

reindeer

a tool of satan, a 17 legged beast that rides on the fear and suffering of orphans, and tortures innocent children to entertain it's sickened mind.

run for the hills, the reindeer are coming!!!

by cheesemeister36 May 1, 2003

Reindeer Fist

Reindeer Fist. Also known as moose knuckle or "camel toe".

Man, these trunks are way too tight. I gots me some major reindeer fist going on.

Dude, check out that fine ass bitches killa reindeer fist.

by Chrismw06 May 18, 2010

rudolph the red nosed reindeer

when a guy goes down on a girl while she's on her period, and a lil blood gets on his nose, hence "rudolph the red nosed reindeer." Also known as giving someone a rudolph.

"WTF ho?!" "Sorry baby I didn't mean to give make you rudolph the red nosed reindeer!"

"She didn't tell me she was on her period, she gave me a fucking rudolph!"

by Father Christmas is a real OG July 6, 2009

filthy reindeer

When you shit on someone's chest wearing antlers with no fucks given

If you keep acting bad during the holidays I'll give you a filthy reindeer !

by T gang December 22, 2014

Reindeer Shmigma

The shit that an un-circumcised reindeer leaves on your roof after take-off. Usually looks like uncooked quaker oats and smells like fucking rot cheese. Best found on Christmas morning.

Uncle Yogurt: "Damn, I like Santa and all, but this reindeer shmigma shit is gonna have to fucking stop!"

Marge: "Yep"

by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008