Intellectual Pornography

A piece of writing that is so partisan, so indifferent to ordinary standards of truth, that it isn't even propaganda. It's not attempting to convince other people, or even to strengthen and bolster the faithful. It only exists to excite the believer, in the crudest possible way; it plays to arguments so shallow they can only occur in the privacy of one's own head without mortifying embarrassment. In other words, the intellectual version of pornography.

The article on Benghazi is so full of intellectual pornography that everyone at Fox News is going to braingasm when they read it.

by Bluebird_89 February 21, 2018

pornography

porn

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.

by Noodles February 19, 2003

phonography

Dirty talk/Phone sex/Britney Spears' Song

Britney's song Phonography is hot.

We had hot phonography last night.

I get off to phonography.

by Tim from SF December 19, 2008

Phonography

The art of having phone-sex

Damn! That Britney sure does love Phonography!

My girl-friend's in Dakota, so we were up all last night havin' a lil' phonography

by cokeandpoprocks December 19, 2008

Phonography

Sexual activity over the phone (aka phone sex). Normally involves the masturbation of both people on the line.

"I am into Phonography . So baby quit the chit chat and talk that dirty talk to me." said Cindy on the phone, as she began to unzip her jeans and carass her virgina.

by Amanda E. December 17, 2008

pornography

To draw penises on an object or person, or add to a drawing to make it appear as a penis.

"Dude, you just pornographied my binder! Stop trying to pornography everyone's stuff."

Cock Rocket

by JLDC May 27, 2010

Phonography

A track off of Britney Spear's 2008 album 'Circus' which describes the act of phone sex.

"I'm so into phonography I need to talk to someone every night while I touch myself"

by chikawawa March 31, 2009