Psiloflimick

When the person who u be crushing on disses you hard but u still like them.

(Your crush)you ugly af.(you)I still love you though(your crush) that’s psiloflimick.

by Imafailure August 16, 2019

philopobia

The Fear Of Being In Love And Falling In Love..

Grace Has Philopobia Ever Since Her And Preston Broke Up.

by xxtinymoxx February 10, 2014

philonoist

a lover of learning.

philonoist

by Adrihihi April 12, 2011

Facebook Philosopher

An individual unable to come up with an original thought that wants to say something profound, but doesn't even know what profound means!!! So they surf the web for famous philosophers to plagiarize in an attempt to sound more intelligent, illuminated, and enlightened. The only people impressed by this are their other illiterate, backwoods, toothless, hillbilly friends that think dental floss is used to sabiki bait fish.

Jill -Reading her facebook news feed wants to say something philosophical so she quotes Buddha by saying - "All that we are is the result of what we have thought"

Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!

by Pixstyx June 23, 2011

Youtube Philosopher

People who think the know everything on youtube. And to prove their knowledge, they fight with fifteen year old teens on video comments. Most of the time these comments have nothing to do with the video and end up being about how America is better then England or vice verso.

Video on: Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang)
Teen: haha, having sex like an animal

Youtube Philosopher: @Teen. People actually do that sir.

Teen: @Philosopher, yeah like your mom.

*Continues for pages*

by loading.thursday February 10, 2010

Philosofried

1. When you reach that exact high from Marijuana when complex problems seem to make complete sense and seems obvious in a logical way etc.
2. philosophical stoner (Urban Dictionary)
3. When Marijuana makes you think or say D'oh!.

I was so stoned the other day i became philosofried and figured out everything.

by Shanedawg Fourtwenty December 26, 2014

philobat

One who participates in dangerous activities alone. Defined the the special "Joys of Lex" on History Channel.

The Shins modified the lyrics of one of their songs to "philobat blood," just "because it fit."

by aesthetixx January 16, 2008