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Defined by Gina Linetti as just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.

It's a Brooklyn 99 joke, y'all.
Rosa: We followed procedure.
Gina: 'Procedure' is just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.
Holt: Yes, that is it's definition.
by i'm-a-KOOKOOBURRA April 28, 2020
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chemical process engineer

When you were 18, the university recruiters told you chemical engineering had "so much variety" and "so many opportunities!" Now, you're graduating 4 years later and have realized that your only two options include oil refining (making gasoline from crude oil) and plastics (making polyethylene from ethylene).

This is probably okay, because whatever you suffer in breathing in toluene all day wearing dark coverall FRC's in 95°F weather, you'll make up for with a 6-digit salary right out of school. You also find yourself with a strangely intimate understanding of how everything around you works, like swimming pools, HVAC, cars, plumbing... everything.
Snooty grad-school materials researcher: "So what are you doing after you graduate?"

You: "I'll be working for a (Exxon/Valero/TOTAL/Phillips66/Shell/Citgo/Lyondell/BP) refinery."

SNGSMR: "Oh, so you're *just* a chemical process engineer?"

You: *grabbing another beer, talking to someone else, driving home in your brand new car...*
by AIChE September 5, 2016
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Proenzad

A disgraceful betrayal by arrogant, often incompetant co-workers or employees. A mutiny instigated by those who resent outsiders and fear change. Originated from the ousting of former National Hurricane Center Director Bill Proenza, who was removed from his position for criticizing upper management and for attempting to bring needed changes to hurricane center operations.
Richard: "Hey, Lixion, that new manager aint one of us. Plus he makes us work work too hard an' shit!"
Lixion: "Shit man, lets stick some weed and kiddy porn in his car and call the cops and his boss. I've got some right here. That fucker will be Proenzad for sure!"
Richard: "Word!"
by Harry's Son Bergeron August 17, 2007
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profen

Person 1 asks: "What up man?"
Person 2 respods: "Not much. I be profen."
by musiconworldoff January 24, 2009
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Ford Probe

Selling fully loaded (when new) inside of $25,000, it's the poor man's Ferrari. The four-banger base-model is a cheap little cutey-patootie coupe.

The 2.5-liter V-6 GT, however, is the most underappreciated sports car of all time, largely because of the four-banger models. It can, and routinely does, smoke its contemporaries, such as the 240sx, the Celica GT/GT-S, and the Honda Civic or Acura Integra. To this day, the machine's reliability lets it take on modern-day cars, from the vaunted Mustang GT to the Civic Si.

Let's see some good ol' boy in some rustang take that. With his pathetic solid rear axle.
-It's bad enough my Probe GT takes your Mustang GT in every handling category, but I beat you in drag too. Why did you waste all that money?
-Wow. The Ford Probe GT takes a lot of crap about the name, but no one ever wins against it in a race. Wonder why?
by BlackOpSource November 10, 2007
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ProEd

One of the four consortiums in Hwa Chong Institution. Usually being called the dumbest consortium but the people in there have better logic and brains than the people in iSpark.
John: All the logic-releated awards are won by people in ProEd
by randomstudent123 March 24, 2021
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Profe

A professor, or teacher, that speaks mostly English; and, teaches Spanish to his/her students. All of these teachers are the same, and come from the same biological background. They profess their love for Don Quixote, 8 week journeys through Spain, and the Chicago Cubs. They are often known to play music during class.
Mi profe escucha a la música de AC/DC ayer.

I have to read Don Quixote because my Profe is obsessed with it.
by boogerdance August 26, 2018
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