When one poops in a perfect spiral, like off the pictures. It requires some skill and is performed by pooping while moving your hips in a gyrating circular motion, as if using a hula hoop while taking a crap.
Hula Pooping:
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***
by Poopey wieners December 20, 2012
Get the Hula Pooping mug.The process of producing Fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.
Bob: What are you doing?
Joe: I am producing fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.
Bob: Do you mean POOPING?
Joe: I am producing fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.
Bob: Do you mean POOPING?
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The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.
by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015
Get the O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window mug.Someone who peeks underneath the toilet stall in a public bathroom to view those defecating in adjacent stalls. Akin to a "Peeping Tom" but instead of watching you change, he wants to watch you pinch one off.
"I was trying to take a dump in Macy's but I couldn't squeeze it out because the guy in the next stall was a Pooping Tom."
by Dingus Bray November 2, 2014
Get the Pooping Tom mug.1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).
2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.
3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).
2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.
3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).
1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!
2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.
3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!
2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.
3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!
by poop_soup26 September 27, 2010
Get the pooping like a duck mug.Sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. It consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. Sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad.
Jim: "Yeah, I had to sad proof John's room last night after I found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room."
Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"
Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"
by Seanvilla September 20, 2010
Get the Sad Proofing mug.The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.
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