Porno Projectile

Squirting on the next level.

“Looking at Jia Ming gave me a Porno Projectile.”

by LucasAK June 7, 2018

Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

projectile information

Information violently thrust information on someone, usually during instruction, or in the context of a training class. Delivering projectile information is generally the result of instructor poor planning and/or instructor experience.

My instructor wasted so much time in class yesterday that today was basically projectile information.

by misterurban December 13, 2014

Projectile Voriental

When a person has consumed an excess of alcohol and projectile vomits which covers a large surface area

- Dude, i threw up chinese

- what?

- I threw up everywhere

- Thats called Projectile Voriental brah

by James the Jimmy August 27, 2009

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.

by Al Berich December 9, 2018

Projectile Malfunction

A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.

Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?

Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.

by FattyTuna September 23, 2019

Projectile Trifecta

The art of both Projectile Pissing, Projectile Vomiting and Projectile Shitting, all at the same time. This fast release of liquid and weight has, at times, been fatal, which is known as the Ultimate Exit

After the intense stomach flu hit him, John experienced a true Projectile Trifecta, leaving him utterly exhausted and in need of a thorough clean-up.

by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024