Procrastination is a lot like Masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.
by The Bombdiggietest February 13, 2007
Get the procrastination mug.the act procrastinating, thus joining a nation of other procrastinators in your attempts to put off your work. often exclaimed loudly when the person realizes they are procrastinating or told to friends via text message or facebook status. can sometimes be said in unison if two or more people are procrastinating together.
Ex.1
-guy 1- hey man, have you finished that history paper yet?
-guy 2- no way, ive been watching TV all night. Procrasination Nation!
Ex.2
-guy 1- im totally procrastinating right now, i haven't even started on a project thats due tomorrow.
-guy 2- me neither. im just gonna play Xbox or watch tv.
-guy 1 and 2- (in unison) Procrastination Nation!
-guy 1- hey man, have you finished that history paper yet?
-guy 2- no way, ive been watching TV all night. Procrasination Nation!
Ex.2
-guy 1- im totally procrastinating right now, i haven't even started on a project thats due tomorrow.
-guy 2- me neither. im just gonna play Xbox or watch tv.
-guy 1 and 2- (in unison) Procrastination Nation!
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by ronker November 21, 2003
Get the procrastination mug.1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.
2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".
2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".
No, I procrastibated! ;)
by raichupal November 21, 2010
Get the procrastibate mug.doing really well at not doing what you are supposed to do; procrastination. Typical for students skipping reading near exams by suddenly cleaning excessively or learning a skill that would be useful in an earlier era.
Student: Exams are coming up, have you read well lately?
Student 2: Nyaaa, I've learnt to speak basic Sami, scrubbed the walls, cleaned my computer and rewritten my CV.
Student: Fornication, you put the pro in procrastination.
Student 2: Nyaaa, I've learnt to speak basic Sami, scrubbed the walls, cleaned my computer and rewritten my CV.
Student: Fornication, you put the pro in procrastination.
by hreutz May 9, 2010
Get the pro in procrastination mug.(noun) When you're doing work that's not the work you should be doing, but instead of just procrastinating you're being semi-productive and doing something that's not really important but still relates to your task.
also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate
Similar to pro-crastination, but not nearly as productive. Different in that semi-productive procrastination is still about what you should be doing, and can actually lead to what you should be doing.
Similar to productive procrastination, but different in that when you semi-productively procrastinate, what you're doing still relates a little to what you SHOULD be doing but just isn't it.
also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate
Similar to pro-crastination, but not nearly as productive. Different in that semi-productive procrastination is still about what you should be doing, and can actually lead to what you should be doing.
Similar to productive procrastination, but different in that when you semi-productively procrastinate, what you're doing still relates a little to what you SHOULD be doing but just isn't it.
kid 1: "Hey are you working on that soc. paper due tomorrow?"
kid 2: "Kinda. I've spent the last hour making an outline for what we're supposed to be writing about."
kid 1: "He didn't ask for an outline."
kid 2: "Yeah I know. I'm semi-productively procrastinating."
parent: "Stop procrastinating on your book report!"
kid: "It's not procrastination -- I'm just reading the book first and then answering the questions."
parent: "Instead of answering as you read?"
kid: "It's SEMI-PRODUCTIVE procrastination."
kid 2: "Kinda. I've spent the last hour making an outline for what we're supposed to be writing about."
kid 1: "He didn't ask for an outline."
kid 2: "Yeah I know. I'm semi-productively procrastinating."
parent: "Stop procrastinating on your book report!"
kid: "It's not procrastination -- I'm just reading the book first and then answering the questions."
parent: "Instead of answering as you read?"
kid: "It's SEMI-PRODUCTIVE procrastination."
by LivingIt September 22, 2010
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