prison cocktail

A mixture of bodily fluids used by prison inmates to hurl at victims, consisting of saliva, blood, semen, and feces, or any combination thereof.

The prison guard was put on medical leave after having a prison cocktail thrown in his face.

by alunimumbat October 20, 2010

Priscilia

The strongest girl in the world.
We all need a Priscilia in our life. She's loving, caring despite being bad-tempered, she's making your life better in all the aspects.
You always suffer from her absence.

Person: Where is Priscilia ?

by ataikaworshipper March 21, 2018

priscillia

Priscillia is perfect. She's one of the most sexy, beautiful, smart, and amazing woman you'll ever meet. When you see her, don't ever let her go. You won't ever find anyone like her. Priscillia's are so rare its like finding a diamond in a pit of rocks. Usually has a sexy foreign accent of some sort, and matches their flirty personality. There aren't many tall Priscillias out there, they usually are small. Priscillia's are absolutely amazing and without even trying could attract any guy that come her way.

IM IN LOVE WITH PRISCILLIA. JUST THE SIGHT OF HER MAKES ME HAVE BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH!

by Amazinginlove3121333 August 13, 2016

John Prescott

Is the Deputy Prime Minister of the UK.

He has failied in everything he has tried to do.

He has several infamous nick-names...

"Two Jags" because he was known to own 2 whole Jaguars!
"Two Jabs" because he punched some wise guy who chucked and egg at him.
And most recently "Two Shags" because he had an affair with one of his secretarys in his own office over his very own desk!

JP really hasn't done any favours for British politics, still Tony Bliar won't sack him, although he has basically removed all the power he had.

"I think John Prescott is a fucking wanker!"
"I think John Prescott is the best fucking thing since sliced bread!"

by QPWOEIRUTY May 26, 2006

prison poker

getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on

billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"

by spiderbesideher September 29, 2009

Social Prisoner

A sincere, friendly prisoner who utilizes the time while incarcerated to develop and maintain positive and meaningful friendships.

A social prisoner establishes and maintains healthy friendships inside prison as well as outside. Often, social prisoners also make use of the time to learn skills and seek an education.

by Lexicon reader November 4, 2011

prison fluffer

A prison fluffer is an inmate who has just been anally raped by another inmate. The dominate inmate, not wanting to go back to his cell with shit on his dick (who does??) will force the raped inmate to lick the shit of off. The raped inmate will cry and complain incessantly, but secretly hope that the raping inmate will get hard again during the cleaning process so he will get as raped again. Since having a dick in his ass is the only time the victimized inmate feels like he has any purpose on this planet, he will do an extra fine job during the cleaning process.

Bubba: Hey accountant, you got shit on my junk. We are not done yet, turn around and lick this crap off.

Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.

Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.

Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*

by Construction Guy December 23, 2013