The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.
Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!
by erincleveland October 25, 2009
Get the Pretend Bad asserymug. The, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him EXCEPT his primary partner, who must always know NOTHING of the secret pretend boyfriend.
by myth ookami July 9, 2011
Get the secret pretend boyfriendmug. when a man is staying up with a woman who has children and is only there to get some and has no intention of being a father figure.
by Julie Garcia October 3, 2007
Get the playing pretend daddymug. The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.
Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!
by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021
Get the When the pretender is mistrustful!mug. Abbreviation: IGPTA. A polite and playful way to acknowledge someone with whom one disagrees (especially a member of the opposite sex)
Mary: "I think this artwork would look so much better on THIS wall." John: "I graciously pretend to agree."
by 1570Maple October 13, 2013
Get the I graciously pretend to agree.mug. Code slang for the verb "urinate".
Extremely popular expression in Northern Alberta, Canada and other parts of the Canadian prairies.
Extremely popular expression in Northern Alberta, Canada and other parts of the Canadian prairies.
by Mejon August 6, 2010
Get the pretend to be two other guysmug. when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.
by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020
Get the i am pretending to type somethingmug.