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Child irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of whether or not they have and or want children
Martin is sexually attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they want to have kids. They have a child irrelevant sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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Preference

My preference is to live in a world where no one is insulated from ridicule or insult for ANY reason. No exceptions. Because (as I've said before) NONE OF MY SHIT IS OFF LIMITS IS IT? That's my fucking preference. Nothing is off limits. Not soulless cripples. Not your molested buttholes. Not your mongrel children (Who's lives have no value to anyone who isn't you). Not your inferior slut wife. Not your God. No exceptions. EVER. And then you can sit there and RESPECT MY PREFERENCE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. And that's what we're going to do. We're all going to do my preference now. I'm going to sit here and take a giant shit and every fiber of your beings one atom at a time. Why? Because I prefer that that happens to you instead of not happening.
Hym "It's just a preference. I prefer insulting you kids and immutable qualities and women in general. I don't really NEED to do this. Shit, it might even be better for everyone if I didn't. But I prefer doing this over other things. I really do. I'd prefer it if you were all stripped of the thing that I don't have. So that's what I'm going to do. Shit, I totally get that you want people to do that. Respect your "off limits things". But I just don't want to do that. And you don't have the right to make me. So there. Preference imposed. I hope your daughters read this and cried. And not THIS this but like... You know what I mean."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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Pro-pet romantic preference

Aka. P.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has pets
Vanessa is only interested in dating people who have pets because she believes it shows they can handle some responsibility, are compassionate, and considerate. She has a pro-pet romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 2, 2021
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preferred turd

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.
Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"
by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020
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Preferences

Preferences don't matter... But everything is predetermined by internal mechanisms that are outside of your control...
Hym "Well, no. If everything is predetermined then all of your decisions are predicated on your preferences. You literally can't decide to choose in opposition to your preferences. So, if determinism is true than it's the only thing that matters."

Samantha Harolds "But the makes it sound bad!"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
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Politically open romantic preference

aka. P.O.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of what their political identity is
Veronica identifies as being a supporter of the Reform Party, but she is interested in dating other people, even if they have a different political identity from her. She has a Politically open romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 4, 2021
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Preference

Hym "I said women's preference bad and now if I don't do what Jordan wants my preferences bad and evil! That's how ANY religious person works! And as far as 'evidence' (the evidence he doesn't actually cite btw) apologist will use LITERALLY ANYTHING as evidence. Every apologist has 'undeniable evidence for God.' Do what I want, or, you're evil. He's really riding the coattails of his evil psychopath boogeyman all the way to the grave, huh? I like that 'The ideas that he's wrestling with' are just my ideas. That makes me God to him! He's a ME worshipper!"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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