porsche 911

awesome car, 42 le mans wins, 45 sebring wins, plus monte carlo and dakar rally.

"My porsche 911 is so good it won more races than you can count."
"On one hand?"
"No, just more than you can count."

by W35M4N July 15, 2007

pluscuam

1. A decent, but not necessarily large, amount of sperm that has shot, is shooting, or may shoot an incredible distance.

2. A sperm explosion akin to that of "Freaks of Cock".

Awww shit son, that pluscuam hit the 10 foot ceiling in my bitch's room.

OR

I'll drown your sweater-stretchin titties in my pluscuam hoe.

by Class of 2010 April 18, 2008

pounching

The act of doing a certain type of dance mainly to New Orleans bounce music that involves bending over or getting on your hands and knees and bouncing your booty up and down and all around fast to the music. As in the booty bounce.

Girl: "I just wish my mama would stop pounching with no underwear on, it's embarrassing!"

Guy: "Dayummmm dude, look at that white girl pounching over there!

by meetooagain July 17, 2011

buddy pounce

IMing someone as soon as they sign on.

As soon as his name appeared on my buddy list I buddy pounced him.

by RaMDaY June 14, 2005

Posching Off

The act of Jerking off while playing X-Box or any other video game.

My girlfriend left me because she said I was posching off to Halo too much.

After I made the final kill I was so excited that I had to posch off.

While playing Call of Duty I always like to posch off.

My controller is still sticky from when I posched off yesterday.

by legalizeweed April 1, 2010

pouchon

Pouchon is an kreyol slang (from Haiti), which means Cute Guy. A pouchonne is a Cute Girl. Actually, pouchon is a merge of Cute/Sexy in a "gangsta" way.
It's pronounced in french, like "pooshon" and not "putchon".

Wow this guy is so pouchon and this girl is so pouchonne.

by kaeonthibe October 30, 2007

Pouche

A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.

Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009