Patched

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.

"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"

by Dervint October 23, 2015

Pitch-Phrase

A string of sentences used to heighten one's awareness of themselves. You're pitching your personality, in a nutshell.

"What up boy, it's your boy James and my pitch-phrase is that I like air hockey, eating funnel cakes, and doing my taxes!"

by YaBoyJaymez January 19, 2014

Patchrical

When one has become unstable to the extent that they are numb to it.

She had been subject to ridicule all around her, waiting for a moment of peace for so long, that she had become patchrical. No longer living, simply existing. She was numb. All the voices surrounding her flowed past: meaningless words she'd chosen to stop hearing in a feeble attempt to achieve some sense of tranqullity.

by Aaaaah_62 May 22, 2021

pitch in

The act of giving in money to a make a large pool, mostly contributed within a circle of friends, for the general purpose of a gift or something for an occasion.

"Hey guys, Bob's birthday is coming up, lets all pitch in so we can get something big!"

"Pitch in for alcohol, guys?"

by Astroe January 21, 2010

Pasadena Pitchfork

Highly skilled maneuver that involves a man double fisting a woman while simultaneously receiving fellatio and taking a shit on the toilet.

I accidentally walked in on Darrel giving a Pasadena Pitchfork at grandma's house last week.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Patch the one eyed snake

To wank, or masturbate.

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

by JayReynolds November 6, 2007

william pitcher junior high

Fucking shit ass schol, i hope it burns to the ground. All the teachers are fuckjing gay faggots and its just a shit place top generally be in. Also the students are either fucking retarded or have big ass forehads, their names usally start with J, and last name starting with CRA. This school is BOOTY

Travis: bro im going too WIlliam Pitcher Junior High next year
Scott: damn bro i feel bad for u kys
Travis? its really that bad?
Scott: Yes you should kys now and come back alive later
Travis: okay

by vennyweenny October 4, 2023