potato

an idiot who doesn't know how to do anything and everyone hates him.

"is that fielding?
"yeah he is such a potato"
"he is a potato i hate him"
"same"
the potato "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by hehehehehehehhee November 13, 2019

potato

A spic who thinks and acts white, yet still a potato - brown on the outside, white on the inside.

Alberto Gonzalez is the new Mr. Potato Head.

by jacob doe October 28, 2007

potato

A differnt way of calling someone sexy, attractive, cute, good looking, eta.

That chic is a total potato.
Dude, did you see that potato walk by?

by IthinkImighthavesuperpowers October 15, 2013

potato

A guy or girl who is not a homosexual, but just does not want a relationship otherwise known as commitment phobic people.

George clooney is a potato.

by kotah lox June 20, 2011

potato

A person whose every action, whose appearance, whose mere existence irritates you. Someone you loathe although you have no good reason to loathe you. Someone who is irrationally hated in every way.

He's one of my potatoes

by Gooby6969 September 3, 2010

potato

occurs when a white male has anal sex with a black male. The white males penis becomes a potato because it has an outer brown layer while it is white on the inside

When Clay Aiken had anal sex with Tyrone he had a potato

by kyle campbell is a chubie May 2, 2009

potato

To fuck, where the man's balls are banging off the recipients arse.

I fuckin potatoed her last night.

by Bear January 23, 2003