A poseur punk rocker who dresses like he should be on a poster. Usually sporting a black leather jacket with an obscure band on it. Mohawk, bondage pants and lots of spikes. Usually range from 16-25 years of age.
by Fat Nik April 25, 2003
John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!
by nearly civilized November 17, 2011
A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.
by Facebook User March 23, 2012
When you have a poster of a really hot guy on your wall and you're caressing him as if he was a real person, but in reality it's just a poster!
Darlene: "I love this David Beckham poster. I'd tap that. (stroking the poster)"
Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."
Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."
by lastxmas January 19, 2009
that annoying person who ALWAYS has to be last person to comment on things on facebook.......even if it doesn't make sense or makes the conversation go on forever.
Post:HAHAHAHAHA!! this put me in a great mood. i can't believe you found it. omg he's such a last texter...hahahahahahaha!!
Comments:
Liz: wonder if there's a word for that annoying person who has to be last person to comment on things on facebook...
Jason: possibly last poster?
Liz: possibly.
Jessica: I'm going to make the word!!!
Jason: jessica your'e such a last poster!!
Liz: hahaha. oh no, no its me!
Jason: fine liz i guess you are!
Jessica: Guys I made the word!!!
Comments:
Liz: wonder if there's a word for that annoying person who has to be last person to comment on things on facebook...
Jason: possibly last poster?
Liz: possibly.
Jessica: I'm going to make the word!!!
Jason: jessica your'e such a last poster!!
Liz: hahaha. oh no, no its me!
Jason: fine liz i guess you are!
Jessica: Guys I made the word!!!
by Chief99 November 11, 2009
by RandomUsername April 08, 2014