When someone consumes nothing but sweetcorn for a few days then places a heated butt plug in there ass. Finally when the popcorn is ready the maker will bend over and deliver their freshly prepared produce to a hungry individual to munch on.
The kind Polish man ate his sweetcorn and put his butt plug on heat to prepare for his movie night with his hungry friend. He knew how his friend enjoyed Polish Popcorn
by King Polish Sausage July 12, 2022
Get the Polish Popcorn mug.The invariable result if one consumes both of the toaster pastries contained in a standard-size Mylar pouch of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts in a short time period (i.e. "one sitting"). Note that this only applies to varieties that are coated with frosting and a healthy individual should be able to consume both pastries in one sitting if they are not of the frosted variety.
Pop-Tart poisoning would be considered a special-case of the type of temporary hypoglycemia that results from excessive intake of sugar. The most prevalent symptoms include abdominal pain, nausea, lethargy and possibly headache.
The term is not intended to be specific to Pop-Tart consumption and overindulgence of any one source of simple carbohydrates can be the cause. This is important: In order for the symptoms to be attributable to Pop-Tart poisoning, it must be caused by only one food product.
Pop-Tart poisoning would be considered a special-case of the type of temporary hypoglycemia that results from excessive intake of sugar. The most prevalent symptoms include abdominal pain, nausea, lethargy and possibly headache.
The term is not intended to be specific to Pop-Tart consumption and overindulgence of any one source of simple carbohydrates can be the cause. This is important: In order for the symptoms to be attributable to Pop-Tart poisoning, it must be caused by only one food product.
Dude 1: "Man, how can it be considered a single-serving if I feel like shit every time I make the mistake of eating an entire regular package of Skittles?" (2.17 ounce single-serving package)
Dude 2: "Why does one feel like they're dying if they eat a packet of Pop-Tarts in one sitting? That's the enigma of Pop-Tart Poisoning, my friend! Processed food companies are in bed with the healthcare industry!"
Dude 2: "Why does one feel like they're dying if they eat a packet of Pop-Tarts in one sitting? That's the enigma of Pop-Tart Poisoning, my friend! Processed food companies are in bed with the healthcare industry!"
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a hole cut in the bottom of a movie theater popcorn container in which the penis is inserted. the popcorn is shared with the girl who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.
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by Nick Martelli January 14, 2004
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Get the Popcorn Chicken mug.Girl: I feel so bad i have a popcorn fetish.
Girl2: What do you mean by saying that.
Girl: Wellll you know I put unpopped popcorn in my pussy then I use a fire thrower to pop it and it's and instant orgasm for me.
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Girl2: What do you mean by saying that.
Girl: Wellll you know I put unpopped popcorn in my pussy then I use a fire thrower to pop it and it's and instant orgasm for me.
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Get the popcorn fetish mug.Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.
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