screwed the pooch

The act of really messing things up.

Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.

by madmanmarx October 26, 2007

Pooch Table

A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.

Man, all this restaurant has is pooch tables- maybe we should just sit at the bar.

by Crussty3D December 20, 2021

Honey Bunny Pooh Bear

A real bear that rarely makes an appearance in today's society. This specific type of bear thoroughly enjoys a large pot of honey and sometimes will go through large measures just to obtain one.

Gosh darn, I have to run to the grocery store again because those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's took our honey again!
Mom, is it true that those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's have a cannibalistic leader?
I wonder what society would be like if those Honey Bunny Pooh Bears just came out of hiding.

by Wordsmith Galore October 28, 2012

Xinnie the Pooh

Definition of Xinnie the Pooh censored by the Chinese Communist Party

Example of Xinnie the Pooh also censored by the Chinese Communist Party

by Saitama 777 November 23, 2021

ALBERT POOH HOLES

The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.

The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.

by andy1 July 1, 2006

Pooch Suit

The Pooch Suit aka "Sun Dress", is a new fashion weapon heavy set woman use to conceal their sometimes deceiving stomach pooches. Over weight middle aged college girls have really began to use this weapon to their advantage during the late night party scene. When woman wear the pooch suit refer to them as "inpregneto" for they are able to hide an object the size of a baby.

Me: " Dude, I woke up next to big Bertha this morning"

Friend: "Why did you go home with her? She is huge!"

Me: "I had no Idea she was big that Pooch Suit she had on made her look like a damn twig".

by Big C Daddy1 June 21, 2009

poochies

It's like '' bitches '' but in a non-degrading way.

Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.

by imactuallylonely October 10, 2016