pooted

To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.

Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!

by Mo Jasper November 2, 2003

pookey

A mythical creature that likes to snuggle and forage for berries. Is prone to temper tantrums to get what they want.

Look at the tiny little Pookey!

by Laura June 11, 2004

Porked

Accidental anal.

After prom, Danny got Porked in the ass

by gustebeast January 28, 2015

Porked

The past-tense of the work pork which means to penetrate or penetrated.

Oh man, I porked so many people last night at the party it wasn't even funny.

by lalaalaala September 27, 2006

pooped a dragon

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass

"Yo Wally, where were you?"

"I Just finsihed my curry, then pooped a Dragon!!"

by DJTF2 April 1, 2009

pooped on

A toilet humor version of saying owned. Used often in video games, sports, or just beating someone at something.

Jim: "Almost got the game winning kill! Camping in Quarry was such a good idea!"
*Javelin Noob spams a javelin missle and kills him. Game ends.
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!!???"
Random noob: "OH YEAH BABY!!! Pooped On!!!!"

by Remlap1223 April 20, 2010

pooped on

to pwn someone at something. when someting bad happens to them. usually being funny

Wow, i pooped on allan yesterday on Halo3

by Pozar January 11, 2008