pooch

A turd. A poop. A number two.

Whoever keeps dropping pooches on the floor of the locker room needs to quit NOW!

by mangus January 13, 2005

pooch

A girls private part ie vagina, cunt

1. She wants you to eat out her pooch.
2. Do you eat pooch?

by mj 1234321 March 12, 2008

pooch

In football, used to describe either of two kinds of kicking plays; a punt or a kickoff. The pooch punt is a targeted free kick intended to place the receiving team deep in its own zone, usually by aiming the kick to roll out of bounds. The pooch kick is either a high, lobbed kickoff intended to drop behind the opposing front line with the goal of the kicking team to recover, as in an on-side kick, or a low, hard line drive kick that is difficult for the receiving team to handle (also known as a squib kick).

1. "Man, he pooched that one beautifully, pinning the Packers inside the five yard line."

2. The pooch kick was recovered by the kicking team before it had gone the required ten yards, giving possession to the receiving team.

by iceking July 25, 2008

Pooch

An ugly looking woman i.e. a dog

My that girl is a pooch!

by Evil-Ernie May 31, 2003

pooch

Rough sex from behind, word originates from "doggy style sex"

Nigga please, you would pooch that bitch

by Mark Kearney February 21, 2005

pooch

a word derived from vagina. it means the clitoral valve in a womens vagina.

I'd like to finger her pooch

by jay brenstuhl January 20, 2005

Pooch

When a woman is on her period and she qweefs out a piece of her uterus.

I didn't know I was going to start my period so I had sex, but when he pulled his dick out I pooched.

by Actual Garbage June 29, 2016