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Ponytailer 

A ponytail holder as described by a man out of touch with pop culture. He hails from some weird state like MissourAAAAh. He recently met the greatest woman ALIVE and is thanking his lucky stars on the daily that she has 'saved' him from a life full of open source code and sausage parties.
My cat just ate my ponytailer and is gonna be sick later.

My girlfriend keeps wearing my ponytailers home from my house in the morning...maybe I should cut my hair short like a man...

Thomas Jefferson pony tail

A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.
"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."

ponytailing 

The act of creeping up behind a girl and yanking down on her ponytail to see what reactions she elicits.
Steve: "Bob let's go ponytailing. Try that hot blonde over there."
*Bob pulls ponytail*
Girl: "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING"
ponytailing by ptwizzle February 28, 2014

phonytail 

a male hairstyle, popular among computer programmers and fantasy role-playing game enthusiasts, in which hair on the back of the head is held together by a hair tie, forming a small and pathetic pseudo-ponytail
Though head developer Jeff, who referred to himself as Zorgoth, wore his hair in a greasy little phonytail, he imagined it to be a glorious lion's mane that required taming in the workplace.
phonytail by elliott February 4, 2005

ponytailable 

An adjective used to describe a length of hair, typically at the back of one's head, that can be tied into a ponytail.
My hair is almost long enough to be ponytailable; I think it will be in a month.
ponytailable by StacyStacy October 15, 2010
A ponytail, when worn on a male, that makes the wearer look like a porn star.
Did you see that guy's pornytail?

"I'm thinking about growing my hair long." "Why? So you can wear a pornytail?"
Pornytail by Armstrong Editorial November 3, 2008