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indie ponce

Indie ponce is the term used to describe an adolescent male who believes he is the ultimate indie character. This may be due to fashion, musical talent or general behaviour, most of the times all of these come into consideration. Usually an indie ponce has a select group of friends, which all adore him and believe that he is, in fact, the ultimate indie figure, but rarely has the indie ponce got any friends outside of his small circle.
Common traits:
Style: Skinny jeans, Pointy shoes, cardigans, most often very skinny in physique, most commonly to have a tattoo of either song lyrics or poetry in Latin or Italian.
Musical Talent: Often thought of as a 21st Century Poet, by himself or his inner circle, he believes he is the modern day version of T. S. Eliot and Hunter S. Thompson combined in one skinny indie kid.
General Behaviour: Generally of Public school background, will always be in a relationship with an indie cindy, only ever drinks Jack Daniels and Coke, believes that ‘being spotted’ is key to everything.
Heroes: Pete Doherty, J. D Salinger, Shakespeare, T. S. Eliot, Hunter S. Thompson, His parents.
“Next time just tell me i’m being an Indie Ponce, OK?”
“He is such an Indie Ponce! He thinks he’s so amazing!!!”
indie ponce by Kate_UK May 29, 2007
attaching six matches to each other, sticking the last one in your dick. You then light the first match and try to ejaculate to HBO Porn (for extra challenge) before you burn your dick.
Guy A: What's with the blood on your pants?
Guy B: I tried to pull off the Ponce. Needless to say, I failed.
the ponce by alrighttitties September 18, 2007

southern shandy drinking ponce 

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!
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food ponce 

An individual who unnecessarily chooses the peculiar over tradition; with the peculiar not actually being any tastier.

Food ponce's select strange sandwiches and meals solely in the pursuit of attention from other food ponce's.
Alec: "I insist on having rocket in my sandwich. Iceberg lettuce is so plebeian!"

Adam: "Steve, are you eating your refs with chopsticks?

Steve: "Of course. It's Chinese food."

Adam: "You fucking food ponce."
food ponce by Brundig December 5, 2013

eric ponce 

Eric ponce is a pussy boy tht tried to jump Carlos instead of fighting himself like a man Eric ponce likes to suck dick and is known as transgender because he acts like a little bitch but has a dick so it makes him trans he is also a little fuck boy
Eric ponce is a pussy boy tht will suck yo dick for 5 dollars
eric ponce by Young dagger fish December 28, 2018

vonce ponce 

Someone of vast character, coupled with smart ass behavior.
"yo that richie can do anything ... but he talks like he knows everything too... dudes a vonce ponce."
"that vonce ponce picked up my girl and then made me okay with it."
vonce ponce by marksaidso June 24, 2019