poise

to throw or sling an object or person

1. It's rubbish, just poise it into the skip 2.We struggled for a while but then I managed to poise him into the pond.

by mikelangelno October 2, 2017

Poising the roast

A male mistress throwing a fit when his woman is late coming home and he has to eat dinner alone. Can pout or go to extreme measures for attention.

"Keep this up and I might have to start poising the roast"

by bear and kitten October 11, 2020

Poise pads

Pads for people who have LBL (light bladder leakage). Not to be mistaken for period pads, poise pads have absorb lock cores, anti-leak sides, and scent control. The colors are purple, blue, and white and they come in huge pink packages. Can hold up to 2 cups of urine.

Gigi: oh snap....anybody got any pads. aunt rosie is visiting.
Lulu: umm....i do. here you go.
Gigi: WTF! what kind of pads are these?
Lulu: poise pads...for lbl...
Gigi: WTF?
Lulu: just use them! they work fine!

by anonymousgirl2525 January 25, 2011

alien poi

the fucking badest assest poi spinning style on earth. With geometric moves that will blow your mind. Think a flaming 3D spirograph.

That alien poi really freaked my shit out. See also Alien Jon.

by High Priestess 22 February 5, 2010

pot poise

Knocking pots for the purpose of silencing dogs.

Boy: My three dogs bark at the doorbell until I show them how clanging pots together is effective in their being silent. It's my mother's only way to handle their barking.

Girl: that's a good way to show them pot poise.

by dogsdaily November 11, 2014

Poised Coit

Describes any position that accentuates the derriere, buttocks, backside, hindquarters, etc.

"Descending the hill, he rose out saddle to reveal a perfectly poised coit", or " Touching your toes not only increases flexibility, but also enhances the poised coit."

by Bullet (Le) March 29, 2015

Poi Bot

A bot that runs on the power poi. It is also the one who does live stream notices late.

Look Poi Bot is late again.

by PoiDesuPoi June 25, 2018