Ass Puddles

The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.

Dude, look at those massive ass puddles.

by assmanbill September 2, 2010

poodlesnatch

Made up of the two words poodle & snatch.

Defined as female genitalia, vulva, vagina, wagina, poon, cooter, etc.

"Mrs. Pearson is SUCH a poodlesnatch."

by Jesslyn April 21, 2006

poddler

noun. A pre-teen podestrian, preferably pre-school.

My three-year old niece has an Ipod Shuffle that she has no idea how to use but it doesn't matter because it only shuffles The Wiggles. She's a groovy poddler.

by MellyJ September 30, 2005

Poodlesnatch

1. (v) the act of slapping in the card game, 'Egyptian Ratscrew'
2. A word of frustration to be shouted at any convenient moment
3. (v) an act of self-applied pleasure
4. (v) dog-napping

1. Hah! I poodlesnatched those cards from all of you!

2. Poodlesnatch! I just bit my lip!

3. Last night I poodlesnatched myself and it was amazing.

4. I'm so sad. My dog, Fluffy, was poodlesnatched yesterday!

by WhosJake March 26, 2009

piddles

letting go of any kind of body waste when you are intoxicated.

oh crap, i got the piddles bad.

hey gess what. I piddeled on your floor when you where sleeping and it was in your moms eye.

by Hooch/Pundar February 23, 2005

Puddles

the liquid mass, right before the beauty gass exits the pipe and destroys your lungs

I smoked many puddles before I walked in the room and said blahahlo.

by Doop master Flash November 14, 2003

Jumping up and down in muddy puddles

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.

Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

by Valkyrion May 12, 2019