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coffee poach

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!
by twowheler1300 January 24, 2011
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tab poaching

When a person works in someone else's excel tab and screws up the workload.
1. "Hey quit tab poaching! You're screwing up all my work!!"

2. "He is such a tab poacher. He has no idea which sheet he is supposed to be working from."
by Rickard Nilsson June 27, 2008
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Poach an Egg

The act of a man ejaculating on his partner after sex, esp. on the stomach.
She's so hot, I'd poach an egg on her
by CubRico November 12, 2016
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poached duck

poached duck, noun. a ridiculously inside pitch that causes the batter to spin around with his arms all twisty like.
Man, I killed Shane Vic last night with the poached duck to close out an 11 inning battle.
by Big Z's Bullpen Express April 26, 2010
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poach and release

The practice of fishing through documents, websites and prior presentations for material to copy into new documents, websites and presentations.
I have to get this new training program done. Since I really don't know the materials I'm going to have to poach and release in order to get this done!
by ilookmarvlus July 15, 2016
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Facebook Poaching

The act of joining a group or adding a friend that you otherwise would not have done after looking at someone elses page.
Dude, I just saw that Bob just joined the "not being stabbed in the face" group on facebook. That's funny, I am so facebook poaching that!
by the Catalina wine mixer June 16, 2009
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joke poach

when you tell your friend something funny and they then tell it to every one else to make them seem funny
by itslunchtime687 July 23, 2009
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