Did You Try Putting It In Rice?

Standard response to a seemingly impossible to correct mistake, based on the often said query to any type of mobile phone damage.

Dave "FFS I just reversed my new car into the car park wall and totaled the bumper"

Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"

by Ben Armitage February 12, 2022

Putter-nutch

When a girls gooch has hairs sticking out on to her lips.

I was eating my girlfriend out when I realized, I was licking her putter-nutch.

by Tate-Diesel July 20, 2011

Putting Hands On

Act Of Domestic Violence Usually Cause By Alcohol .

Ike Turner Was Putting Hands On Tina

by Cochisè Lee May 4, 2020

Rod Putty

A very hot man from discontinued adult swim series 'Moral Orel'. He's the priest at the church of moralton. He's also known as Reverend Putty

'Rod Putty is very attractive.'
'he's a virgin too!'

by squipjuice March 25, 2021

off-putting

1. distressing, unsettling

2. annoying

3. repellent, disgusting

He wore an off-putting hat with his tattered pants and stained shirt.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2009

i'm picking up what you're putting down

Telling someone you understand what they are talking about.

George: After you wash the car you need to feed the dog and take out the cat.

Bill: Ok George, I'm picking up what you're putting down!

by PirateEyeZ May 21, 2008

Putting your foot in it

To do something very well, to excel at something. Basically to 'kick it in the ass.'

We ate at some excellent BBQ last night at your restaurant. You will definately do good business as long as you keep putting your foot in it like that.

by Bubba 99 August 16, 2009