plowfuck

Having sex doggie style, except the man pulls her arms back to him, and plows her face into the pillows

She loves it when I plowfuck her.

by jas0n*1 March 5, 2007

Plonkette

The term "plonkette" is used to describe a female version of a "plonker" and is a very light-hearted way to call someone an idiot , often used to people with affection, and when you call a woman a "Plonkette" you do so with a great big smile on you're face, and is completely non offensive.

Johnny. gosh you are making mistakes with your grammer again "You're such a plonker"

Angie , well me being a swiss dude and noticing you spelt GRAMMAR wrong !!!! Id say you are a "Plonkette" ;-)

by AberAng March 1, 2011

Plont

A smol lil plant. Except it's different. It's a plont.

I watered my smol plont

by I'm Trash June 12, 2017

poonfect

perfect and great as a warm tight pussy

i had money, booze, and a gorgeous naked girl in my bed. it was a poonfect day.

by haroldTheFishfish October 26, 2007

Plonkerdoodle

A term of affectionate rebuke. Banterful scolding. Used for remonstration, when joking or harsh words are not appropriate.

'you utter plonkerdoodle!'

by star_0f_wonder September 11, 2009

plondexlecate

A process of degrading a medieval weapon's sharpness.

Most swords, axes and lances were grinded a long time to have an extraordinarily sharp edge or spearhead.

However, the first contact with a foe, be it beast or man plondexlecates the weapon's sharpness rather quick to the point of being blunt.

Darm, after only one battle against the English my bihaender has totally plondexlecated.

by seleniaAngel May 3, 2010

ployfriend

A woman who starts a fake relationship with a man for the purpose of personal gain.
Examples of this include: to make another man jealous, to improve her social standing or to acquire a Greencard.

To properly fit the definition of ployfriend, the man in the relationship must not be aware of what is occurring.

Sarah's parents did not approve of Brad, so Sarah used Mark as a ployfriend to appease her parents while she secretly slept with Brad.

by Fmax September 3, 2012