pleasebegaydar

Like a gaydar, but it becomes activated when you are attracted to someone who probably isn’t gay and it usually overpowers your more rational gaydar, making you irrationally want to believe that your crush is gay even though they probably aren’t.

Sorry girl/guy :( it really be that way sometimes

Omg she’s so hot but my gaydar’s telling me she’s straight and my pleasebegaydar’s telling me she’s gay, what do I do???

by GayleyKiyoko July 2, 2018

Kebab please

Omersexual will make a delicious kebab for you!

Hey Omersexual get back to work and prepare kebab for him you lazy cunt!

When you say kebab please is time to Omersexual get back to work!

by nobody.22 February 14, 2023

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

by Movianne February 20, 2019

tone please

Server Graphics parlance. Basically this bloke says it every time he needs help, Tone is the bloke who has to wipe his arse for him.

Kanti - "Tone please..."

by Bill Sutton July 31, 2004

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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?

Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
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You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)

by Trumpium December 14, 2021

English Please

A smart-alec remark made by one who is very witty. Used to tell the other person to dumb down the vocabulary. Usually precedes a sentence containing difficult vocabulary.

Mrs. Teacher: In Biology today, we will be learning about transport within a cell membrane, where different types include active and passive transport. Diffusion...... osmosis....... phospholipid bilayer.....
Student: English please!
Mrs. Teacher: We're learning how cells move stuff around.

by asdfmaw May 14, 2014

Please don't die

"Please don't die" is the new "I love you". Spreading rapidly worldwide, it's the coolest way to tell someone you love that you love them without sounding like a total tool. Do it today.. tell someone to "please don't die" and show them you really care.

I hope you have a good trip baby, please don't die. :(

*The :( sad face can be added for extra emotional effect.

by Totes Wild July 14, 2014