pipeshot

A pipe shot is a ball thrown to a batter by a pitcher directly down the middle, with the intent on providing the batter with an easy ball to hit hard and/or far.

Boy, that pipeshot Wainwright threw Derek Jeter was right down the middle. He's dumber than his own insufferable fan base!

by kmart6120 July 19, 2014

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

pietsaek

A person who is unorganized , not smart , and continuously gets low marks in school , these people are always laughing

You're such a pietsaek

by Funny , smart guy May 23, 2017

.pipesrockelle

She is the kindest person ever ilh shes so sweet and kind she knows hiw to cheer me up!

-ella:)

.pipesrockelle is my best friend

by .duhitsmelio<3 December 2, 2020

Pipesexual

An individual that derives sexual gratification from high intensity mechanical piping installations.

Fitter 1: "Make sure you put those unions with the direction of flow."
Fitter 2: "That doesnt actually matter"
Fitter 1: "I know but that's how the boss man likes it."
Fitter 2: "Sounds to me that he is a pipesexual fella."

by Ragnar Weldar October 1, 2021

Pipet

The bread goddess. Goddess of bread and all bread of goddess

Pipet: Hey want some bread?
Gerald: Nah I'm good
*Gerald chokes on bread

by The Space Cow February 24, 2022

5 Pipers Piping

When your having an orgy and 5 girls are sucking the same dick simultaneously

Oh my God look at those 5 Pipers Piping on John!

by Baconbitties December 17, 2016