as a piece

An improper shortening of "as a piece of shit". This saying is similar to "as a bitch," in that it is meant to stress the preceeding adjective. This is the modern superlative. Instead of saying "This is the hottest day I've felt in some time." We have...

"It's hot as a piece."

by Lezard Valeth September 1, 2003

can I get a piece

A pickup line, commonly used by members of the male gender, suggesting the desire to have sex with the person being asked.

"A piece" is a shortened form of "A piece of ass"

Baby, you lookin' fine. Can I get a piece?

by Kris April 21, 2004

Piece of a beamer

1) Getting a piece of really nice ass

2)Fucking an amazing hottie

3) A nice piece of ass

Man I got a piece of a beamer last night and she was fine as wine!!

by BuzzLightyear2012 January 28, 2012

fancy a piece of my pie

This is when you are flirting with the opposite sex and you want to get their attention to have a bang, you say "hey, fancy a piece of my pie? Its moist and delicious".

"hey, fancy a piece of my pie? Its moist and delicious".

by pie_faceblabla17 January 10, 2017

Rippin' off a piece

Having illicit sexual relations with someone who is involved in a relationship. Can be used in non-adulterous situations as well.

q: "How come you didn't meet us at the bar last night?"
a: "I was rippin' off a piece of Elaine's fine ass"

or

"Rip me off a piece of that bread"

etc

by derp_derp March 19, 2011

a piece

of or relating to sickly, run-down, bedridden or under the weather, in the sense that one is feeling like "a piece" of shit

Also used in terms of detestable, unworthy, despicable; not deserving of respect and/or genuine camaraderie

Tom: "Hey bro, you coming out tonight?"

Mike: "Naw dude, I drank too much last night. I feel like a piece."

Alternate example
Tom: "Dude, did you and Erika break up?"

Mike: "Yeah man, I found out she was hooking up with some other guy."

Tom: "Wow. What a piece."

by twbeezy11 December 17, 2011

break me off a piece of that kit kat bar

what is yelled after seeing an attractive african american and feel the need to comment.

*shirtless male african american walks by*

"Daaaaaammmmnnn Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!"

by PicTaker15 September 15, 2009