Piddy

A joint.

Hurry up and roll a fucking piddy!

by FDEN September 24, 2018

schiddy-piddy

(noun) large amount of shitty work; daunting task; stuff

Sorry, I can't go out tonight because I've got a lot of schiddy-piddy to do.

by Dr. E. Smith April 22, 2006

piddlywink

A pidlywink is a little cute squimer at first but then turns uitno a shlong bot

"Awww look at the little piddlywink i just wanna squeeze its head until its bowels empty and i rip out its intsetines and reverse sidewinder the piddlywink out of it."

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

piddled

Drunk.

Can you drive?
No, I'm piddled.
Again?

by stumpyjonboston June 23, 2011

Piddle

to urinate (a euphemism for piss, see also pee)

I have to piddle before we leave.

by Light Joker October 1, 2005

Piddy Fiddler

Hybrid: equity derivatives trader and child abuser. kiddy fiddler

How could you have lost so much money you piddy fiddling donkey raping shit eater

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Piddywickles and Chonkers

A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.

Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The London Silly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.

I'm surprised British People call Mac and cheese just Mac and cheese and not Piddywickles and Chonkers.

by Orinoco23 April 9, 2020