concert picnic

(verb) A practice where people sit outside of an outdoor concert so they can listen gratis to the performance. This may be done because they do not want to pay, the show is sold out, or it involves less engagement from them.

A: Did you guys go to the Jay-Z concert?
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.

by Trubol June 8, 2011

picnic basket

Eeeasy pickins. A girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. Portable, and everyone gets some of what's inside!

"what a lov-e-ly pic-a-nic basket Booboo!"
"Yogi... You know what the Ranger said."

by killerqueen May 6, 2005

Fist Picnic

Used as a threat of intense pummeling of the face as to create a fullness of pain.

If you mess if Rick Sticknick you gonna get a fist picnic all up in your face.

by Jamie Connors et. al. November 10, 2007

picnic bench

A group chat that only spams

That “picnic bench” sucks

by Splurph June 22, 2019

Forbidden Picnic

The sexual act of engaging in anal sex while eating food off of the receiver's back.

The grapes tasted so much better eaten off of Jessie's back during the Forbidden Picnic last night.

by Optimus Prime 2.0 September 8, 2011

Tijuana Picnic

The act of eating KFC mashed potatoes and gravy off of someone in a sexual manner.

This nasty girl in my high school was "bragging" about how the way-older dude she was dating worked at KFC and would bring home buckets of mashed potatoes and gravy to eat off of her. I think she thought everyone was going to be titillated by her Tijuana Picnic but it just made everyone sick.

by DeeJayPee January 9, 2009

Family Picnic

Having sex with a single member of ones family one or more times.

Oh man, Derek is so gross. He had a family picnic with his aunt last Saturday.

by tomcollins December 16, 2007