phoner

an erection that is caused from the various vibration patterns of a cell phone alert in ones pocket, this can also occur with women, it is simply called a lady phoner.

Friend 1 :Dude let's go we have been sitting here for hours.
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!

by Silhouette951 November 19, 2013

Phoner

Being aroused or turned on by sexual texts or photos via phone

Man, last night I had a rockin' phoner when Kelly texted!

by Marcksman May 2, 2014

Phoner

A protrusion in one's pocket that is caused a large sized smartphone or phablet that creates an outline in their pants, almost similar to an erection or 'boner' in pants.

This new phablet I got is totally giving me a phoner when I put it in my pocket.

by Rotten Peach December 6, 2014

Phoner

Having a phone in your pocket that is so large and protruding that it looks like a boner.

"Does that guy have a boner or a phoner? I can't tell and it's starting to creep me out."

"Oh sorry, it's just my Note 3. Not a boner, just a phoner."

by gboi92 July 12, 2014

Phoner

When one gets a spontaneous erection from excitement of getting a new phone

Grant got a phoner when he got a new blackberry but when used it he never got phoner again

by Anynonomoud September 23, 2014

Phoner

When your phone flips in your pocket making it appear as if you have a boner.

I thought he was really into it, turns out it was just a phoner.

by fritogirll May 6, 2015

phoner

The apparent pants bulge from pocketing a large phone.

Check out that guy's phoner.

by Twex July 1, 2015