poomph

1. Retarded, as in sense of stupidity.

2. Ugly, bull-dog faced.

Yo, that girl is so poomph!

by Thalan November 8, 2006

phumph

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy's head hit the pillow with a phumph.

by Mr Phumph December 12, 2016

Phophish

Stealing a picture or photo and using as your own; the opposite of catfish. Phophished, phophishing, phophisher, phofish.

My ex-roommate tried to phophish Kim K.

by 420 JELLY June 4, 2018

plomph

The sound your mac n cheese pak makes when in falls into the water pot because you forgot to take it out of the box

I was whipping up a nice dinner for my boyfriend when PLOMPH I knew I made an error

by 10 cent chef November 28, 2019

Phoephoe

The thickest and baddest alive. Thinks they’re a baddie and their friends think that that too. Popular and has the most followers on Instagram. Cares about how they look and what they wear. If you know a Phoephoe your in luck

Look, there’s Phoephoe

by F FF Haydn January 27, 2020

Phophett

A god or a king at work

Can be examine as a bird in spirt

The phophett told this bro n his friend i he’s to hop off his dick cause they hoes

by Palsyy on yt is cute asf November 10, 2019

poomphtck

The sound when ur balls hit the walls.

AW MAN MY BALLS JUST POOMPHTCK-ED

by JAZZY_H January 26, 2022