Phonofag

One who is obsessed with antique phonograph players. This person would rather look at pictures of phonographs rather than pictures of naked women. To a phonofag, the bigger the horn...the better.

"Can you believe that phonofag bought another phonograph? That's 12 this week."

by Jill McBurn March 18, 2008

Phobophobia

A pathological condition whereby the sufferer fears those who fear pathologically.

Remembering that his friend suffered from an acute case of phobophobia, Timothy abstained from mentioning that hiding in Grandma's trunk made him feel claustrophobic.

by Eric Von Lhomond July 28, 2006

phohomia

An extreme gay of fear.

Laura supports phohomia, and I still don't know what it means tbh.

by bigbazzascott October 9, 2021

Phoment

Pronounced fo-ment. A photo comment, typically used in social networking sites like facebook and myspace.

John - Hey man did you see that phoment I left on your profile pic last night?
Bob - Dude try saying phoment without sounding gay.
John - Phom-...Fuck you man.
Bob - *giggle*

by Sir Timothy Longdongathon October 17, 2008

phonocosis

The constant need to be on one or two phones and a blacberry for the majority of the day.

Excuse me jim, your phonocosis is a disease. You need to be on the phone all day. It'a real problem. You need help. I recommend a phone-e-ectomy

by plaw May 28, 2009

Phonosphere

The surface of a phonograph, esp. of your favorite record.

When he spins records, he tends to get lost in his own phonosphere.

by Olli Kopek September 26, 2010

phonoreconnaissance

Phonographic / Vinyl reconnaissance, esp. for dancefloors, designed for dropping dirty beats instead of dirty bombs.

His phonoreconnaissance skills show through his turntablism and ability to shake booty as if it's his birthright.

by Olli Kopek October 3, 2010