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Malik:I like to eat meat
Alex: no pharmacies
by Mygotrunks August 14, 2016
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arnold pharma

When you receive one dose of the Pfizer COVID vaccine and one dose of the Moderna vaccine.
Hey dude did they give you moderna this time?”
“Yeah I got my Arnold pharma now”
by Publius21 November 18, 2021
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Pharmacist

A pharmacist is a health care provider who specializes in medication management; someone who helps patients get the most out of their medications with the least amount of side effects. Pharmacists are the most knowledgeable health care providers in the field of medication therapy and are clinically to trained to interact with patients and help resolve any drug therapy problems patients may have. A pharmacist is an important member of the health care team and valuable asset and resource for other health care professionals and patients alike.
I met with my pharmacist today to talk about my current medications.
by PharmPhriend February 17, 2015
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Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011
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Church of Voodoo Pharmacology

The Church of Voodoo Pharmacology is a popular and global cult which holds the paranoid belief that all scientific studies regarding illegal drugs are liberal conspiracies and thus completely false, and that all illegal drugs are without exception Satanic, immoral, life-ruining, addictive, and deadly. The actions of this cult are oriented towards demonizing and incarcerating all illegal drug users, and in some cases removing them from the earth in some type of Holocaust (see Rush Limbaugh). They strongly and unquestionably support the war on drugs. The official term for all those who disagree with them in any way is "pro-drug."

Many organizations are involved in this cult, including the PDFA, ONDCP, DEA, UN, Republicans, and various pharmaceutical companies, as well as almost all fundie groups. The cult has no official leadership, but the US government and UN share most of the administrative duties.

The cult was founded by Harry J. Anslinger (also first head of the DEA), who was mainly responsible, through the successful use of propaganda, for the national and subsequently global criminalization of marijuana (globally criminalized through U.N. conventions). He was well-known for his racism and violent hatred of jazz, as well as his hypocrisy, reversing his position on the effects of marijuana from the claim that it would make you murderous to the claim that it would make you absolutely useless. This led some to conclude that he was hepped up on goofballs. Some enlightening quotes from him are below.
"Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men." (1929)
"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others."
"...the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races." (taken from his testimony to Congress)
"Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death."
"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother."
"Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing." (1948)
The Church of Voodoo Pharmacology continues to be well known for hypocrisy, racism, and an obsession with marijuana.
by jazzriff October 12, 2005
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parfait

(n): slang term for a bowlpack of marijuana consisting of alternating layers of pollen and ground bud
Eddie Murphy: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!
by smokadareefa November 17, 2012
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going to the pharmacy

A euphemism for coitus derived from a scene in the fourth episode of the second season of The Walking Dead during which Glenn and Maggie had sexual intercourse while raiding a pharmacy for much needed supplies.
(Chris Hardwick made a joke about the possibility of this becoming a euphemism for coitus on his Walking Dead commentary show following the original airing of this episode.)
"Have you ever...gone to the pharmacy?"

"Where was Bill last night?"
"He was going to the pharmacy with Jill."
by MyZombieTwin November 7, 2011
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