Petsche

A surname, particularly from the Gottschee tribe of Austria-Hungry. They are known to be highly intelligent, logical, respectful, frugal, and competitive. These immigrants settled in the northern United States, mostly in Cleveland, New York, Chicago, and St. Louis, and would work as police officers, baseball players, and aviators. There is an ancient Slovak legend, that a man with the last name of "Petsche" with white hair and brown eyes will "come back to the old empire of the east, and lay claim to the people of Europe." The 'Empire of the East,' was known to be Austria-Hungry. Other characteristics include good-looking, sensitive, a very bad temper but a good person to talk to. They are good public speakers and have a skilled sense for leadership. They are also extremely skeptical, and are attracted to women from Northern European descent.

Slovak Legend of Petsche
Gottschee Immigrants in the Mid-West

by deckthehalls March 27, 2011

Petshop Boy

A male member of the human race, who likes to find pleasure in the act of insertion of small animals into their rectum.

Don't let him look after your ferret! He's a fucking petshop boy!

by elprza October 28, 2003

petsoin

to cum or ejaculate

where sperm ejaculates from your penis

OMG Chris has just petsoined on the carpet.

by frieda kahlo June 7, 2005

PetShopShopShop

A Place Where you can go to buy a Pet Shop Shop

I'm think im going to go to the Pet Shop Shop Shop to Buy a Pet Shop Shop

by B.A. baracas September 21, 2004

petsonality

When a human being begins to take on the characteristics of their pet(s), either in physical or emotional form.

When Rob bought a new bulldog, everyone noticed an eerie similarity in the shape of Rob's jaw matching to that of the bulldog. The bulldog had a unusual gait and Rob begin to walk in the same fashion when walking the dog, taking on the dog's petsonality.

by Ellee722 November 3, 2010

petsessed

petsessed.
a perfect word to describe people who are obsessed with their pets!

Dan: Hey Sam, what's up?
Sam: I WAS COOKING DINNER AND MY CAT FLUFFY JUMPED ON THE TABLE SO I CAN GIVE HIM FOOD, HE IS SO CUTE!
Dan: lol
Sam: Check your emails, I sent you bunch of photos of him!
Dan: Sure, I take a look.
Sam: Hey what should I get fluffy? A king sized cat bed? or a queen sized cat bed?
Dan: ummm I don't know...
Sam: OMG FLUFFY IS KISSING MY FACE! I should go to the store and buy him some more food.
Dan: wow you love spoiling him don't you?
Sam: What can I say, I am a pet lover!
Dan: No you're petsessed!

by #mr.foodfreak April 23, 2018

madelaine petsch

The most beautiful,cute,amazing,talented and gorgeous woman who plays cheryl blossom on cw's riverdale.

-Hey ,who is your favorite actress?
+it's madelaine petsch! Have you ever heard about her? She is amazing!

by Walkingcliché December 25, 2017