Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.

Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."

by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013

Perpetual Bliss

A horrible, horrible play that was performed at the UCF One Act Festival.

Did you see Perpetual Bliss?

Yeah, that show sucked. It was like an episode of "The Office" but without the good acting or witty writing.

by thehonestone12 April 12, 2009

perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020

perpetually hangry

When you have the munchies so bad you start to get hangry, but never get full from eating, which fuels your hangriness even more

Karl: I have the munchies so bad, I’m perpetually hangry.

Sebastian: you good bro?

Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.

Sebastian: calm dow…

Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY

(Based on real events)

by Karlmalthus April 2, 2022

Perpetual

Going in forever

This chapter is perpetual, it feels like I have been reading for it 3 hours

by Yeetus tha September 28, 2021

Perpetual Pussy Syndrome

Chronic disorder of always being a whiney little bitch. Usually affiiliated with a man possessing effeminate qualities,annoying voice, and a face you just want to punch . Men and women alike distest this individual.

WTF is that guys problem!? All he does is bitch and complain. I just want to punch him in the head! Clearly a case of PPS (perpetual pussy syndrome)

by IncognitoAF June 24, 2017

Perpetual cornage

It's the cycle of only eating corn until your body is only processing and releasing sweetcorn. Your body becomes reliant on corn. You could eat the same corn again this the cycle continues.

Did you hear about uncle Ron? He's gone on the perpetual cornage diet

by Rhbrhngf May 10, 2023