penning

Drawing and/or writing on the first person who falls asleep/passes out at a slumber party or social gathering. Usually done with a sharpie. A practical joke that has a little more dignity than teabagging.

After his fourth shot of vodka, Tommy was vulnerable to a good penning.

by theclevercat February 21, 2009

Peninger

The application of a finger as a substituite for a penis (in some cases, transplanted) especially the thumb for extra leverage and stimulation.
Also double peninger for anal stimulation also.

a peninger a day helps you work, rest and play

by Lambchops_rare2010 July 11, 2010

perking

Faking, holding out on someone. To be lying.

You perking on me bout that CD, cuz yean even make it yet.

by Rawvera cracka J September 28, 2003

Pennington

The act of going from ass to vag to mouth.

Jim Pennington pulled out of Kati Smith's ass, put his dick in her vagina, then pulled out and proceeded to munch on the shit salad.

by Teh Pink Sock September 22, 2010

pig-pening

(verb). to hook up with or bang an ugly person

He is the reigning champ at pig-pening, no doubt.

by Rolls December 12, 2004

power perving

The act of intense perving on the physical attributes of girls whilst out. This activity is usually practised over a short period of time due extenuating circumstances (such as girlfriend in loo) or eye strain and thus subtly is often disregarded.

I had to visit the optician as I strained my eye power perving.

I'll come out for one and get in some power perving.

by Adam T Murray June 17, 2007

perving

when you are at the beach sitting by the lifeguard tower watching and dreaming about all the hot lifeguards that walk by you.

what are you ladies doing just perving around fantasizing about these guys, you know you want me

by blair bear June 21, 2009