high performance

Describes an item that far exceeds your needs or any practical purpose, but costs a ridiculous amount of money to convince you it's necessary.

My new alternator cost $2000 because the guy at the shop says I need a high performance one.

by Salmonella the pizza man September 24, 2011

performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Performative Bible

criminal-mafia republicans tweeting pious garbage to distract from being terrible

Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"

by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2020

Adult Performer

Online prostitute.

Nicky is a adult performer who posts pornographic pictures of herself and sells them online to pay her rent money.

by JaneDoe1234567 July 24, 2020

performance artist

synonym with porn actor/actress

Yeah, I heard he's a performance artist.

Oh, so he makes porn, I see.

by nemen December 26, 2013

performative cc

Carbon copying parties unrelated to the subject matter of your email in an attempt to seem more involved or important than you actually are

Coworker 1: Why did she copy us on this email about catalog changes? We're not in marketing.
Coworker 2: Look at all the people she copied, looks like an egregious case of Performative CC'ing to me

by Stabbitha January 27, 2020

performative hijrah

A hijrah which is done cosmetically, but without any essence at all

Performative hijrah makes people boasting when they're hijrah even though their behaviour is far from hijrah, i mean they still minding other's businesses, riya' (showing off their amal/good deeds), spreading hoaxes and hate speeches, committing riots and killing on behalf of "religion", stuck in bigotry and intolerance, you name it---even though they claim if they were "hijrah".

by Sir. B July 30, 2021