high performance

Describes an item that far exceeds your needs or any practical purpose, but costs a ridiculous amount of money to convince you it's necessary.

My new alternator cost $2000 because the guy at the shop says I need a high performance one.

by Salmonella the pizza man September 24, 2011

Adult Performer

Online prostitute.

Nicky is a adult performer who posts pornographic pictures of herself and sells them online to pay her rent money.

by JaneDoe1234567 July 24, 2020

performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Performative Bible

criminal-mafia republicans tweeting pious garbage to distract from being terrible

Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"

by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2020

performance artist

synonym with porn actor/actress

Yeah, I heard he's a performance artist.

Oh, so he makes porn, I see.

by nemen December 26, 2013

Go perform

This term is used by Reggie Cuhh on Youtube and it means to go fuck a girl

Im finna go to this girl house cause her parents not there. Im finna go perform

by Trained_Assasion May 25, 2022

Performance Augmentor

A word, symbol, phrase, person, place, thing of any size or magnitude or frequency, action or activity which increases an individual's performance.

Though there are many different types of performance augmentors, the lucious next door neighbor definitely got Ana Thema doing the best she possibly could to live in the most beneficial ways (for her). And listening to the hit songs from his twenties on the web and scrutinizing their lyrics got Carl so revved-up he feels and does things as if he were a teenager.

by but for October 21, 2017