Pretentious

A word that douchebags use all the time in an attempt to sound intelligent. Usually the subject that the douchebag is using the word, "pretentious" against will have you asking yourself if they even know what the word means.

Douchebag: "I think that, "(Insert a name of a good show here)" is pretentious and overrated!"
Normal Person: "I really just think that the writers are just trying to entertain an audience, why exactly is it pretentious?
Douchebag: "(Couldn't Answer)"

by Dick Of Dastardly Deeds November 18, 2013

pretentious

1) Trying to act smarter, more professional or generally better than one actually is; delusional of grandeur

2) See "Green Day"

1) You wanna learn Japanese? Don't be so pretentious!
What's with these crappy photographs? You're so pretentious!

2) "Punk rock is a harsh music"? Geez, quit bein' so pretentious guys.

by Psi December 18, 2005

pretentious

All British people in the world, ever.

Look at me, I'm from England, I use words like whilst and put the letter "U" in unnecessary places! I'm such a pretentious cunt!

by Ryuichi Sakamoto October 10, 2006

Pretentious Clit

Overly sensitive version of a pretentious dick.

Tom: Mike started crying when I called him out on his bullshit. What the fuck?

Jim: What a pretentious clit.

by King_Jupiter November 7, 2014

pretentious leader

Being someone who isn't the leader or boss but is that to other people. Only a puppet in the group or organization.

The pretentious leader of McDonald's is obviously Ronald McDonald

by :):Yooooo.. July 9, 2017

Pretentious

A guy who got into a fight with a bear and told you about it.

Pretentious guy- That wasn't really venison we had for dinner. That was the bear I beat to death with my bare hands and skinned alive so that my family and guest could eat well.
Unsuspecting guest-And look at you, you still have a head, that's awesome!
Pretentious guy-Yea well I'm not one to brag or show off, I prefer to let my guns do the talking. These guns on my shoulders took the bears life, now his bear mommy misses him.

by Solid Mantis June 18, 2018

Pretentious

An attempt to make ones self look smarter than they actually are.

Ex: when you say something incorrectly but everyone knows what you’re trying to say and your boyfriend corrects you in front of them. He’s being pretentious.

by Essdog January 10, 2019