a member of the group of "birds" known as penguins. in reality they are an evil race of aliens who have been in hiding but will soon rise up and enslave or kill all humans.
by TheMute1 October 26, 2004
"Why is aids a miracle", says Nile River
"IDK dawg", says Oxiclean
"Because is turns fruits into vegetables", Nile River explains.
"Haaaan haaaan haaaan", Oxiclean replies in a Penguinish manner (aka doing the Penguin).
"IDK dawg", says Oxiclean
"Because is turns fruits into vegetables", Nile River explains.
"Haaaan haaaan haaaan", Oxiclean replies in a Penguinish manner (aka doing the Penguin).
by Neil aka Nile September 14, 2005
Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.
by TheDeadDuck October 02, 2007
by theonewhocreatedpenguin September 26, 2011
A girl so whipped that she will go long distances just to satisfy your needs, no matter what the needs are.
To guys, this term is used belittle the girl.
For girls, this term simply shows their love for their partner.
To guys, this term is used belittle the girl.
For girls, this term simply shows their love for their partner.
Friend 1: "Yo man, I totally got my girl to come from Town A, 50 kilometres away, to here to make me a sandwich.
Friend 2: "Dude, you snagged yourself a penguin."
Girl 2: "Did you actually go all the way to Town B just to make your man a sandwich?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I'm his penguin."
Friend 2: "Dude, you snagged yourself a penguin."
Girl 2: "Did you actually go all the way to Town B just to make your man a sandwich?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I'm his penguin."
by Super Smart Male June 13, 2010
A term used in the Air Force to describe an aircrew member who has never been on a flight, due to red tape or injuries.
Amn: Hey, did you ask Edens about the regs on our flight suit?
SrA: Why the hell would he know, he's a fucking penguin.
SrA: Why the hell would he know, he's a fucking penguin.
by Cryptotibbs October 22, 2009
by JaRoDu March 20, 2007