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paynus

A more effective and stronger way of saying "penis". May be used over the intergalactic web, or through general conversation.
"YA WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MY PAYNUS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!"
"your moms paynus is bigger than yours"
by izzehWIN_ May 2, 2010
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max payne

A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.
Max Payne dove out of the skyscraper, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.
by Elgeoharris February 23, 2004
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pavyn Pavan payne pavin Paven paynus Pavneet payne'd Pavani [paynis]

barry payne

The most gay ass mother fucking art teacher at grjh that yells at you if you look up for 2 fucking seconds.
*drawing* *looks up* get busy your way behind do you want an f in this class i will call your parents with that attitude i give you barry payne
by Nick w. November 10, 2013
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bear payne

proof that labour is just too much for some women
Cheryl: OMG Liam ! I am in bare pain!
Liam: OMG Cheryl that's it! Bear Payne
by rumbleinthejungle June 7, 2017
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Pavan

Pavan is a quiet person who is blunt and straightforward for majority of the times. He is VERY smart, a person that skips ahead and doesn't need to study too much - also procrastinates a lot. He isn't handsome (around average) but he's too kind to the point that sometimes people think he's trying to flirt with girls when he's just trying to help them.

He is afraid of love as he doesn't want to feel the pain of being rejected but at the same time, he is self-aware enough to know that if he actually falls in love, he will most likely go crazy about her. He has experienced many sad events but everyday, he comes back new - smiling as if everything is ok(?). He hides his true self most of the times. To people, he might seem boring since he reads A LOT of books but in reality, that's just his love for something - like how people love sports or movies, etc. He doesn't talk a lot but once he understands a person well enough, he warms up and smiles a lot. He can make friends if the situation demands it (just goes up to them and starts talking - of course, he's not actually that good at it but at least he tries unlike SOME people).

He is an amazingly kind person but many people don't appreciate him. A best friend to have and a forever loving person if he loves you and you love him back. NOTE: He loves money FAR TOO MUCH. Bruh this money-loving attitude lmao. If a girl manages him to give up this attitude, then she is THE GOD.
No sentence lol. I feel like I wrote a whole damn biography about my best friend haha but Pavan deserves it.

"Bruh. Pavan! That girl might be thinking that you're flirting with her or something now man. LOL"
by Your-Hopefully-Good-Friend February 2, 2023
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max payne bar

A term used to describe a depressing, lackluster bar where middle aged depressed men come to drink away their sorrows.

You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.

A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.
"Lets hit up that bar around the block today"
"Nah man it's a max Payne bar, I feel like cutting myself every time we go there"
by SteveFkdU February 6, 2014
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Owen Payne

Tall handsome and strong. Has at least a seven incher. You can trust him with anything. Great friend.
by Fitgirl1232 December 31, 2020
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