Lily Parsons

girlfriend of the infamous, Caleb Webb, who night I add is quite the noble steed

Me: « Yooo Derek did u hear Lily Parsons is dating Caleb Webb!
Derek: « Whatttt! No way I thought she was dating Sam!?!?

by Flattened_pennyhead69420 September 23, 2020

Max Paigonist

someone with mad levels of paigonism

Charlie Martin at arnav mauryas legendary sleepover was designated the max paigonist

by jackharlowcombomeal September 10, 2023

parsonsed

The act of defacating on someone's face, then giving them a swirlie.

"Did you hear that Sean got parsonsed the other day?"

by The Chris April 22, 2005

arsonist

noun.

1. An absurdly hot woman, to the point of starting fires.

2. A chick so fire she burns down buildings.

3. Any girl hotter than a smokeshow.

“Do you know Scarlett Leithold?”

“Yeah total arsonist. Saw her at Soulcycle, nearly burned the place down 🔥🏠”

by Former_Smokeshow October 13, 2016

personism

Personism is the practice of of feeling superior to another person. This is done by expecting someone to do something you expect them to do.

Bob went by his brother. His brother was watching television. Fred, the brother, says: No,you can't have the controller!

Fred just practiced personism.

by mr. noc March 19, 2008

Aiding the Arsonist

awesome band based in Chicago back in November 2010 = these guys will make you jump, lose control, and wanna punch your ex in the face

Aiding the Arsonist blew me away!!!

by Pandaninjakitty March 15, 2011

Anal Arsonist

Anal Arsonists like to stay below the radar, but when in the heat of fornication they turn to the flame. When the male partner is close to climax, and the woman is in a doggie-style position, he reaches for a flammable substance (ex/ rubbing alcohol, gasoline, liquid nitrogen) which in most cases the male has a small vile of this said substance, and proceeds to douse her asshole with the liquid. The female partner mistakes this as seminal fluids, and then the Anal Arsonist lights that bitch up!

Holy shit i got anal arsoned...Anal Arsonist!

by Secret Arson Man February 20, 2009