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Pandemic Special

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows
I really love this new chick I’m dating! She’s a bit of a pothead but she gives me a pandemic special like 5 times a week!
by rock17 September 30, 2020
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pandemic fine

a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time
by Mmimimi February 1, 2021
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Pandemic pussy

when you’ve been quarantined for too long with no “action“ and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
Girl 1: bitch, I got that gorilla grip coochie !
Girl 2: girl!!! You got that pandemic pussy?!
by bigoldshmeatus April 17, 2020
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pandemic love

The infatuation you feel for a person when you feeling lonely during the 2020 pandemic. When you would regularly not be feeling anything for.
Me: damn that girl fine af...
Bro: you talking bout the girl from high school that was iffy? Damn that pandemic love got you bro...
by Davemarrow December 1, 2020
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Pandemic nazi

A pandemic nazi is any one who will cast all thier hate against anyone who expresses an opinion or statement against what is popularly believed. They primarily live on reddit.
Stop being such a pandemic nazi.
by Arbimo November 4, 2020
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pandemic rules

Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
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Pandemic pounds

The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.
Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!
by The Lois Lane June 4, 2020
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