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Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...
Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...
by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019
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Paladin

A class in the game warlords that needs no fucking skill
Guy 1: How do you play paladin?
Guy 2 : Just hold right click
by pal main September 24, 2017
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Paladins weeaboo

A person who is of the belief that the Paladins is so much better than their own culture that they have to intersperse Paladins into their speech, think Androxis is some higher art form, and that Paladins in general is some perfect holy game
If your friend/family says"Androxis is life" this would be sign of a Paladins Weeaboo.

Paladins Weeaboos (We-Ah-Booh) have a deep interest in the Game Paladins and will never stop talking about it.
by FartBubble22423 April 20, 2018
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paladins

A very shit and cheap version of overwatch that only dirty scouse scums which havent got enough dosh to by overwatch as they spent all their money on food
‘Paladinsis sick play it everyday.’ ‘ Shut up jamie you scum’
by BigSchlong2k18 May 9, 2018
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Paladin

A tutorial hero in the app Wayward Souls. As of now, he is exclusive oo the tutorial. Swiping upwards unleashes a blast of blue-white light, a fireball, if you will. Swiping downwards unleashes a medium range forcefield that knocks enemies back and stuns them. His main weapon is the Drained Sunblade. The upgrades for said weapon is the Solar Sceptre, and the DawnFury. He functions very similarly to the Warrior, who is a popular choice for new players.
The Paladin falls.
by Khonsu_555 February 1, 2017
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Paladin

Damn that dude is such a paladin with that scarf on
by Dovahkiin69 February 25, 2020
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Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.
Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect
by anonymous October 8, 2021
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