Paladin

Hella gay

Damn that dude is such a paladin with that scarf on

by Dovahkiin69 February 25, 2020

Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...

Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...

by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019

National Retribution Paladin Day

March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.

Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!

by ratadin March 13, 2024

Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.

Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect

by anonymous October 8, 2021

Paladin

A class in the game warlords that needs no fucking skill

Guy 1: How do you play paladin?
Guy 2 : Just hold right click

by pal main September 24, 2017

Sex paladin

When one reaches the age of 14 years olds and/or becames sexually independent, they became a sex paladin.

*if you're not a minor, please don't use this term.

My friend is turning 14 today, they're becaming a sex paladin.

by veryveryspecialboiplsactpolite May 26, 2021

Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin

A basic white religous bitch who is greed hungry to get her hands on old white men money

Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin is such a gold digger

I KNOW RIGHT

by Junior ojel May 30, 2022