Brown Painter

A girl who constantly shits on your dick well analing her

Adam:How was the girl?
Noah: Shes great, but the fact that shes a brown painter gets on my nerves

by ng11 June 10, 2009

Dirty Painter

When you Shove your dick in a girls ass and pull out some shit on your dick. Then you Draw pictures with her feces on her.

I gave Aly a Dirty Painter!

by JonnyJon October 30, 2008

tainter painter

a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint

im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter

by geminimonkey March 27, 2011

pervert painter

When you ejacualte in her belly button and then dip your tip in the substance and paint her with it

Im going to be a pervert painter tonight, i will use you as my canvas.

by Ticklemybutthole August 12, 2016

Impatientist Painter

Impatientism is a 21th-century art movement characterized by sloppy, quick, rushed strokes, scraping, or dumping of paints on canvas without giving any shit whatsoever for 'drying time', technique, forethought, or the end result. Impatientism originated with two brothers in Los Angeles that had absolutely zero patients for anything but wanted to see if they could make something "cool" looking since all the stuff at LACMA what total crap; especially a piece of art that was just a small canvas painted red...infuriating.

Scott can't draw for shit and he's the most impatient person in the world, but he loves to paint abstract art and considers himself and Impatientist Painter.

by BabyFishMouth November 26, 2019

hose painter

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023

Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.

Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!

by Residentialzombe1 December 3, 2019