Paintbrush

A paintbrush is a knife of any sort. Since when you stab someone blood comes out and tends to go everywhere. This comes from the youngbloods of zagreb.

My G got a new paintbrush, call him vincent van gogh.

by Jeremy Winger October 21, 2020

Microwavable paintbrushes

The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".

"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"

"What the horcrux is that?"

"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"

"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"

"Not anymore...."

by xBOREDgeek November 6, 2016

paintbrush

slang for a sexual motion to slimuate the clitorris of a woman with the tongue, a motion a man does on a women when he takes his tongue and goes straight down her clitoris

That head was so fire, he did the paintbrush on me gurl!

by tmillzillwill January 15, 2008

Mexican Paintbrush

Dipping your balls in paints, and brushing them over a woman's face.

The Mexican paintbrush I have to that ho was an ivory shade of white I got from home depot.

by Tyrant slaughter November 7, 2011

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003

Painters cologne

The smell of alcohol on a person who works in the trades. Comes from the assumption most painters are alcoholics. This works for any blue collar worker that drinks heavily

Me: what the hell is taking so long with my painter??

John: why, is he taking a long time?

Me: well, he's been in that one room all afternoon.

John: you should check to see if he's wearing painters cologne.

Me: he did have a couple of drinks at lunch.

by WSDC July 12, 2014

Mongolian Paintbrush

When a bitch is on all fours, you spread her cheeks, completely flatten your tongue on her clit and lick up until you get to the top of the crack, and go back down to the clit.

Bum-ass Mfer - "Bro i was eatin this bitch pussy from the back givin her a MONGOLIAN PAINTBRUSH."

Me-ass Mfer - "Ew bro youre a bum. Eating pussy makes you a simp because you put your head below the bitch and real men never put themselves below women."

Bum-ass Mfer - "Damn bro you're right. Please fuck my woman the way it should be done and let me watch so I can learn."

by Vic_Sigma_Nootz_420 January 7, 2023